Saturday, September 25, 2010
Where Angles Fall (The Great and Terrible #2)
Not as strong and intriguing as Book #1 but still powerful.
The characters have now moved from the pre-existance to their mortal lives.
Evil is lurking and calamity is brewing. The stage is being set for the final showdown.
Luke and Ammon are twin brothers, raised by LDS parents. Their father is the top war administrator for the President. Sam is their foster brother. Raised in an ugly and abusive environment and taken in by the Brightons. He becomes a skilled warrior for the U.S. Army.
Elizbeth is born in Persia. Her mother dies from her birth and she is raised by a single father, struggling in the poor country to eek out a living and love his daughter.
The insight into Satan is creepy and very realistic.
My favorite quote...
"But deomcracies, with all their beauties, are also the most fragile of governments known to man. They are delicate and weak and dependent on good. And when the people turn to darkness, their democracies are doomed, for government cannot exceed the moral worth of the people it rules. And while the economic and moral prosperity that follows freedom can provide fertile ground for the truth, history has proven that prosperity will inevitably sprout the weeds of selfishness, pride, and decay.
When the people become physically comfortable, the truth is ignored. And when they become wealthy, the truth is despised."
Rating 4 I LOVED the first one. This one hardly compares but still good.
Rating Rating PG 13 violence having to do with war. Satan and his followers attempt to entice the living, kinda creepy.
Labels:
armegedon,
Chris Stewart,
lds fiction,
lds lit,
pre-existance,
satan,
series,
twins,
war
Friday, September 24, 2010
Dead Until Dark
Sookie is a small town, southern, cocktail waitress. She proclaims she is afflicted by a 'disability'...mind reading. Sookie has been waiting for something to perk up her dull life. That's when Bill the vampire shows up and Sookie's life goes from dead to deadly.
I adore Bill the vampire. I can get into the mystery. I am not yet totally offended by the graphic nature. The sex was a little explicit. I am totally down with Sookie's 'disability'. But Heaven help her personality. What the heck does Bill want with her? It's okay that she is a little 'old fashion', naive, and unsophisticated....maybe it's the way she speaks. Something about her rubs me the wrong way. I guess I will have to learn to live with it because I plan on continuing the series, at least to the next book.
Rating 3.5 Obviously Sookie drives me to drinking but I did like the rest of the book.
Rating R Graphic violence, graphic sex, murder.
I adore Bill the vampire. I can get into the mystery. I am not yet totally offended by the graphic nature. The sex was a little explicit. I am totally down with Sookie's 'disability'. But Heaven help her personality. What the heck does Bill want with her? It's okay that she is a little 'old fashion', naive, and unsophisticated....maybe it's the way she speaks. Something about her rubs me the wrong way. I guess I will have to learn to live with it because I plan on continuing the series, at least to the next book.
Rating 3.5 Obviously Sookie drives me to drinking but I did like the rest of the book.
Rating R Graphic violence, graphic sex, murder.
Labels:
Charlaine Harris,
love,
murder,
mystery,
series,
sex,
sexually explicit,
vampires
Friday, September 17, 2010
Magic Study
Yelena has moved South, left her job as food taster, and her love, Valek. She meets her familly and learns about her magical abilities.
A definite drop in score for Magic Study. Even though I took issue with Poison Study for its simplistic writing style I still had a pretty serious book crush on it. I was leery of book #2 as I usually am.....and I was right.
I personally don't take change easily in my own life or when I come to know a character in a book. I was not excited that Yelena had to leave behind Ixia and travel South. The story ended up not being half bad. I just had to get used to it. But I did miss Valek with a heated passion.
Later things began getting sketchy. I appreciated that even though there was a rape in Poison, it was written with some dignity. But please......Snyder, don't make this a running theme. I don't want to hear about anymore brutality. STOP with the raping. Yelena went from a sharp awesome character to a nut job that forged ahead without thought. When Valek finally shows up later in the book.....after the magic and the characters have taken a nose dive...he is unrecognizeable. I don't know who he is any more. I am glad he loves Yelena...but he is a simpering sissy that says 'my love' all of the time. Once made my heart beat rather quickly....the successive times made vomit come up in my mouth a little bit.
I still think the writing style is very simple...like grade 5. Then Snyder throws in some sex and rape. Choose an audience!
After all of the complaints, I still liked the book and will continue the series to see if Valek ever mans up or Yelena gets control of her teen rebellion.
Rating 3 Not enough manly Valek and I don't like that Yelena doesn't think before acting. The friendships are endearing, including the horse.
Rating PG 13 More rape and brutality, sex.
A definite drop in score for Magic Study. Even though I took issue with Poison Study for its simplistic writing style I still had a pretty serious book crush on it. I was leery of book #2 as I usually am.....and I was right.
I personally don't take change easily in my own life or when I come to know a character in a book. I was not excited that Yelena had to leave behind Ixia and travel South. The story ended up not being half bad. I just had to get used to it. But I did miss Valek with a heated passion.
Later things began getting sketchy. I appreciated that even though there was a rape in Poison, it was written with some dignity. But please......Snyder, don't make this a running theme. I don't want to hear about anymore brutality. STOP with the raping. Yelena went from a sharp awesome character to a nut job that forged ahead without thought. When Valek finally shows up later in the book.....after the magic and the characters have taken a nose dive...he is unrecognizeable. I don't know who he is any more. I am glad he loves Yelena...but he is a simpering sissy that says 'my love' all of the time. Once made my heart beat rather quickly....the successive times made vomit come up in my mouth a little bit.
I still think the writing style is very simple...like grade 5. Then Snyder throws in some sex and rape. Choose an audience!
After all of the complaints, I still liked the book and will continue the series to see if Valek ever mans up or Yelena gets control of her teen rebellion.
Rating 3 Not enough manly Valek and I don't like that Yelena doesn't think before acting. The friendships are endearing, including the horse.
Rating PG 13 More rape and brutality, sex.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Poison Study
Up front I have to say that this isn't a clear 4 stars and I have a hard time pinpointing why. I loved the characters. I felt like the author had a great grip on who they were. Exploring the physical and psychological issues was accomplished very well. The fantasy was just enough but not so much that I lost interest (I can only delve so deep into fantasy lit.........shudder). The main character Yelena was extremely smart and strong. I loved her. The whole idea of the book was just smashing.
Here's the problem. Lots of times I felt like I would love to have my 10 year old daughter read this and then there would be a little swearing, eventually a rape (which was written not overly graphically). I believe the reason I kept thinking that it would be a great book for my girl was because it was written in such a rudimentary way. Maybe that sounds harsh. The writing was very simple but involved some adult themes. I questioned whether I was reading a book for 5th graders or young adults. It bothered me.
Still, I was charmed by the main idea (Yelena being saved from the gallows to become a food taster for the Commander and having to learn to identify poison.) This also included how not just the poison in the food but how we can be poisoned by lies, secrets, and abuse.
So there. I leave it at a 4 and hope that the writing for the next books becomes more intricate and developed.
Rating 4
Rating PG 13 language, rape, alluding to sex
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Kiss Of Life (Generation Dead #2)
*Spoilers......and overall uninteresting if you haven't read Generation Dead*
After Adam is killed by Pete, a zombie hater, he returns to life. Phoebe feels love and guilt that Adam died saving her. Since Adam is techincally still walking around, Pete was not convicted of murder. Phoebe spends a lot of time with Adam since she was told that love brings the undead back faster. Adam struggles with simple movement and speech. The rights of the undead are being tried. Groups are out to see the zombies returned to complete death or to do scientific research on them.
I could go on and on but the book really wasn't as good as the first one. I was excited to pick this book up to see what happened with the zombie love triangle between Phoebe and Adam and Tommy. I wish I had only checked it out from the library instead of purchasing it. It took forever for the book to go anywhere. Not until the very end is there very much action but it felt unfinished. I hate second books that are merely a bridge to book three.
I will definitely read the next book in the series, "Passing Strange", because it has one of the better characters, Karen, a zombie sometimes passing as human. By the end of the book we are unsure what has happened to her. I have the feeling that there will be loose ends even as the series wraps up. I also have suspicions about what will happen next and will be glad to have everything explained.
Rating 3 Meh.......
Rating PG 13 Death, zombies, murder, torture, language.
After Adam is killed by Pete, a zombie hater, he returns to life. Phoebe feels love and guilt that Adam died saving her. Since Adam is techincally still walking around, Pete was not convicted of murder. Phoebe spends a lot of time with Adam since she was told that love brings the undead back faster. Adam struggles with simple movement and speech. The rights of the undead are being tried. Groups are out to see the zombies returned to complete death or to do scientific research on them.
I could go on and on but the book really wasn't as good as the first one. I was excited to pick this book up to see what happened with the zombie love triangle between Phoebe and Adam and Tommy. I wish I had only checked it out from the library instead of purchasing it. It took forever for the book to go anywhere. Not until the very end is there very much action but it felt unfinished. I hate second books that are merely a bridge to book three.
I will definitely read the next book in the series, "Passing Strange", because it has one of the better characters, Karen, a zombie sometimes passing as human. By the end of the book we are unsure what has happened to her. I have the feeling that there will be loose ends even as the series wraps up. I also have suspicions about what will happen next and will be glad to have everything explained.
Rating 3 Meh.......
Rating PG 13 Death, zombies, murder, torture, language.
Labels:
civil rights,
Daniel Waters,
love,
series,
teen,
Young Adult Fiction,
zombies
Saturday, July 3, 2010
1001 Things You Didn't Know You Wanted To Know
I love facts. I do. I love finding out little tidbits of information. This book was read during a party. If you know me at all......you know this is pretty probable. The book was laying about when picked up by another guest. She started in on all of the fact telling. It got to be a bad habit. By the end of the party we had read the whole book. It was like a sick compulsion to share every fact we read. When you read this book make sure there is at least one other person with you. You will be so compelled to tell someone what you just read that you will not be able to contain the urge. If you are alone I swear to you......you will be speaking aloud to thin air.
There were some things that we already knew (ex. A female gives only X chromosomes and it's up to the male to give an X or Y......determining the gender of the offspring. Please......if you are in any way sexually active....please, please tell me you know this.) There were some things that were too boring to mention. But most of them were interesting and fun.
Rating 4 Fun book to read with other people. Great introvert tool for conversing with the enemy (anyone else you don't know).
Rating PG 13 There is a section on sex, which my little party friend tried to skip........but I went right for it as soon as she let go of the book.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Life As We Knew It (Last Survivors #1)
If you have ever needed external motivation to beef up your food storage......here it is. It heightened my naturally high anxiety level to 'frantic'. I plan to begin stock piling wood, asprin, batteries, fuel, canned fruit and veggies, and canned chicken, like nobody's business. And I am beginning to think that my vaulted ceiling was a mistake. It won't hold in enough heat when the ash comes. I'm getting ahead of myself.....
Teenager Miranda is your run of the mill girl. She worries about blog stalking her Olympic crush. She's a little shallow. She wants less homework and worries about her changing friendships. Then a once a life time meteor collision with the moon goes from block party atmosphere to apocalyptic. The moon is pushed closer to the Earth causing it's gravitation to spur one natural disaster after another. No longer is Miranda worried about which sport to play or the fact that she is growing apart from her childhood friends. Survival is at the forefront. Sacrifice, starvation, desolation, and death quickly take the place of free spirited American life. Miranda captures it all in journal entries.
This is a superb work of post-apocalyptic fiction. It is so believeable that you can't decide whether to keep reading or start hoarding. It is very simply written and a tad slow at the beginning. The simplicity makes it scarier on one hand. The sense of desperation and grueling day to day survival is vivid. And then sometimes I felt like the simplicity also took away. I didn't get the sense of urgency that I think would exist during a crisis. That took it down a point for me. Also, I am now realizing......hello! Where was your weapon stock pile? How were they going to defend their wood, asprin, and canned chicken for Pete's sake. That part is so unrealistic I can't believe I forgot it was one of the point deductors. And I just have to put in my 2 cents....I realize the author can write any old thing she wants and if I were to author a book I could splatter my opinions everywhere....but I didn't like the Conservative slamming, from President bashing (which granted I would do if the President in the book I wrote were a so Liberal he was suffocating) to making Christians look like Kool-Aid sipping nut jobs. I think I may have been more forgiving if this book wasn't aimed at a younger audience. Just my opinion.
Rating 4
Rating PG 13 Crisis situations, death, destruction, scarey situations, talk of promiscuity.
A Loving Heart (Dicken's Inn #3)
*Spoilers*
We immediately find out that the baby Chas is carrying has a heart defect and may die at or before birth. Jackson's former FBI associate calls to see if he will accept a woman in protective custody (hiding from the mob) at the Dicken's Inn. Jackson's sister comes to stay with the family to help. Her son, a soldier in the war in the Middle East is injured and ends up moving in to the inn. And Jackson's old FBI team member finally comes for a visit to help with the woman they are harboring........he may never end up leaving.
I think this may have been the best book in this series so far. Jackson was all manly and cop like, which is a plus. I do appreciate the way that Stansfield's characters approach situations and handle themselves very graciously and very gospel oriented, but I don't find it at all realistic. This time Jackson seemed more human to me......especially when he whipped out his duty weapon. Aside from the totally obnoxious fact that the characters are usually independently wealthy and function together as a couple.........ALL day, EVERY day (Which I consider to be the biggest work of fiction in these books)...the book was much more palatable. It didn't have the emotional turmoil that many times harrows up these books. I am ready for this series to be over. I love Jackson and if he actually worked full time as an agent or a police officer he would probably be a much better character........but he runs an inn.....and is a little demasculinized by it.
Rating 3.5 More action. Jackson actually uses a weapon....which he stopped wearing when he retired......and I find absurd. The storyline containing the new baby was good and even though it was traumatic, it wasn't so mentally emotional that I felt like a dog going in cirlces after my tail.
Rating PG Shooting!!!!
Labels:
Anita Stansfield,
cops,
family life,
illness,
lds fiction,
lds lit,
series
Sunday, June 20, 2010
A Great And Terrible Beauty
A Great And Terrible Beauty by Libba Bray
Gemma is left at a Victorian England boarding school after she witnesses the death of her mother in a vision. She quickly realizes that she is an outsider in a place she used to long for. Transplanted from India into a group of hostile mean girls, in a society she once ached for but now regrets how her desires came about. Gemma is paired with Ann, another outcast. Her quick wit, snarkiness and eventually her powers to see beyond, cause the elite girls to see her as an asset. The girls form a secret society using Gemma's supernatural powers. They begin to realize the power they are capable of.....power to have anything they desire.
Beautiful title, lovely book cover, likeable and entertaining story. The drawback for me are the vision scenarios...I didn't get into them, or maybe I did. I didn't like the feeling of confusion, darkness, dreaminess. It didn't make sense to me or wasn't concrete enough for me to grasp. The lurking evil wasn't really explained well enough for it to feel as truly menacing as it should have been. I think the book was capable of being much scarier which would have given it the substance needed to make it a great book.
Rating 3.5
Rating PG 13 Murder, supernatural.....scarey elements, sensuality.
Gemma is left at a Victorian England boarding school after she witnesses the death of her mother in a vision. She quickly realizes that she is an outsider in a place she used to long for. Transplanted from India into a group of hostile mean girls, in a society she once ached for but now regrets how her desires came about. Gemma is paired with Ann, another outcast. Her quick wit, snarkiness and eventually her powers to see beyond, cause the elite girls to see her as an asset. The girls form a secret society using Gemma's supernatural powers. They begin to realize the power they are capable of.....power to have anything they desire.
Beautiful title, lovely book cover, likeable and entertaining story. The drawback for me are the vision scenarios...I didn't get into them, or maybe I did. I didn't like the feeling of confusion, darkness, dreaminess. It didn't make sense to me or wasn't concrete enough for me to grasp. The lurking evil wasn't really explained well enough for it to feel as truly menacing as it should have been. I think the book was capable of being much scarier which would have given it the substance needed to make it a great book.
Rating 3.5
Rating PG 13 Murder, supernatural.....scarey elements, sensuality.
Labels:
India,
Libba Bray,
mean girls,
paranormal,
series,
thriller,
victorian
The Wedding Dress
The Wedding Dress by Carrie Young
A compilation of short stories detailing life in the early 1900's on the plains of North Dakota. The fictional stories feel real. Some of them give the sense of ghost stories where you are just waiting for the creepy ending which never comes. The stories are sweet, engaging, and poignant. The characters are good, solid, moral people. Endings were not always happy but the morality always shined through.
Rating a good solid 3 Easy to pick up and read bit by bit or as a whole.
Rating G
A compilation of short stories detailing life in the early 1900's on the plains of North Dakota. The fictional stories feel real. Some of them give the sense of ghost stories where you are just waiting for the creepy ending which never comes. The stories are sweet, engaging, and poignant. The characters are good, solid, moral people. Endings were not always happy but the morality always shined through.
Rating a good solid 3 Easy to pick up and read bit by bit or as a whole.
Rating G
Rumors A Luxe Novel
Is it wrong to swoon over a cover of a book so much that you don't care what takes place inside? I would love to put on this blood red frosting and walk right into New York elite society 1899.
Spoilers if you haven't read The Luxe.
Elizabeth has gone to meet Will in a very underdescribed manner....out West. Diana is hot for Henry. Henry is hot for Di. The fact that Henry was engaged to Diana's dead sister is keeping them apart. Penelope is a hot mess as far as I am concerned. Her kitty claws are out and ready to capture Henry. Lina, the personal maid that Elizabeth fired is on the loose and vying for a place in a society she has envied her whole life.
I was completely caught up in The Luxe. This book was a severe disappointment. I quickly tire of the intrigue, gossip, backstabbing and jealousy. I just want the people in love to get together. The surprise ending was a nightmare.........a serious, serious nightmare which I don't understand. And it will lead me to pick up the next book as soon as I can.
Rating 3 I HATED the end of this book. It magnified how in need the rest of the book was.
Rating PG mature themes but not entirely dirty
Spoilers if you haven't read The Luxe.
Elizabeth has gone to meet Will in a very underdescribed manner....out West. Diana is hot for Henry. Henry is hot for Di. The fact that Henry was engaged to Diana's dead sister is keeping them apart. Penelope is a hot mess as far as I am concerned. Her kitty claws are out and ready to capture Henry. Lina, the personal maid that Elizabeth fired is on the loose and vying for a place in a society she has envied her whole life.
I was completely caught up in The Luxe. This book was a severe disappointment. I quickly tire of the intrigue, gossip, backstabbing and jealousy. I just want the people in love to get together. The surprise ending was a nightmare.........a serious, serious nightmare which I don't understand. And it will lead me to pick up the next book as soon as I can.
Rating 3 I HATED the end of this book. It magnified how in need the rest of the book was.
Rating PG mature themes but not entirely dirty
Labels:
Anna Godbersen,
elite society,
love,
murder,
romance,
series,
unrequited love,
Young Adult Fiction
Monday, June 14, 2010
Spirit Bound (A Vampire Academy Novel #5)
If I haven't mentioned before.....I really hate the pictures on these books. The people are not that hot and they are too old.
Well, somehow I have submerged myself right into another love triangle. I fall for it every time but I am getting REALLY tired of it. Dimitri is still Strigoi and still alive after Rose failed to kill him. She has returned to the Academy in time to graduate and become a guardian. During this time she has promised Adrian to give a fair shot to a relationship with him. The whole cast of gradutates go to court to await their new stations in life.
Rose has hatched a plan to use Lissa's spirit magic to somehow change Dimitri from Strigoi back to dhampir. She needs information from the one person claiming to have already worked this magic. This includes breaking an enemy out of a secure Moroi prison.
There are lots of side stories. The book was entertaining as usual but by the time I reached the surprise ending and realized that this was NOT going to end the series I was.......perturbed to say the least. I don't know how much more I can take of Rose not being settled in a relationship. I want her to be with both Adrian and Dimitri......this seems to be a running theme in my life, er well, my literary life.
The side stories were good. The romance went up a notch. The mysterious ending left me intruguied but praying that the next book will put an end to it all. And finally, getting a little sick of the love triangle angle.
Rating 4 I will fully admit this is due to the emotion I felt over Dimitri, the gladness I felt over Rose and Adrian hooking up, and the intriguing ending.
Rating R Very strong language for teen fiction including multiple uses of the F word, sexual situations, smoking, alcohol consumption by teens, contraception.
Labels:
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desire,
language,
love,
Richelle Mead,
teen,
vampires,
violence,
Young Adult Fiction
The Luxe
I have heard this series likened to Gossip Girl. Since I have no idea what that is I can't say one way or the other. I suspect it wasn't always a flattering comaprison though. Either way.......I have to admit up front that I liked this book. Originally I was attracted to the cover like a child to a chocolate bar. The dress is phenominal! I still put off picking it up and reading it for a very long time......but like anything pink and glittery, I will eventually sucumb.
Elizabeth Holland is at the top of the richie rich game in New York elite society 1899. She is in love with the stable boy. She is engaged to Henry Schoonmaker; rich, handsome, playboy. Liz's bestie, evil biddy wrapped in scarlet, Penelope Hayes.....wants her finely sharpened claws dug into Henry. Liz's little sis Diana is in love with the Henry that no one else sees. Not a one of them is going to get what they want.
I can admit this is a fluff piece. Yet I really connected with the heartfelt desire to have what you can't. I am not kidding, I even shed a tear......well a few. Yes, it was pool side and I do consider this light reading. But I did feel strongly about the girls.....the saner two....having to watch while what they wanted more than anything slipped from their fingers.
Rating 4.......I know, sort of fluffy for a 4 but I tell you, I'm in it for the desire.
Rating PG 13 Sneaking off to the stables and the green house, or one of the many kitchens in your mansion for a tryst gets you a PG 13. It wasn't salacious really or even well described but I wouldn't want my 10 year old to read this even though she is literate enough.
Labels:
Anna Godbersen,
desire,
elite society,
love,
mystery,
romance,
series,
unrequited love,
Young Adult Fiction
Saturday, June 12, 2010
The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner
An Eclipse Novella
Meyer's Eclipse spin off novella was a sweet little bite to hold me over until the end of this month! I am glad that I read this on line at Meyer's website http://www.breetanner.com/ . It was a nice change from the Bella/Edward/Jacob intensity.
Bree was one of Victoria's newborn army, made to wipe out Bella. The story doesn't involve much of Bree's background which she has forgotten after being made a vampire. I was happy to see someone else's perspective but disappointed that I didn't really get the feeling of hunger and desperate desire that I thought would be driving Bree at her new stage. I guess if she had been so overtaken with blood lust there wouldn't have been much of a story or any conversation.
Even though I knew she would end up dying by the end I still felt bad. I had some connection with her and wished that she could have stayed with the Cullens.
Rating 3 Interesting but not the best. I felt like it was a bit of a ploy for more royalties........so I am glad that I read it online.
Rating PG Some gore.......vampire feeding.
Meyer's Eclipse spin off novella was a sweet little bite to hold me over until the end of this month! I am glad that I read this on line at Meyer's website http://www.breetanner.com/ . It was a nice change from the Bella/Edward/Jacob intensity.
Bree was one of Victoria's newborn army, made to wipe out Bella. The story doesn't involve much of Bree's background which she has forgotten after being made a vampire. I was happy to see someone else's perspective but disappointed that I didn't really get the feeling of hunger and desperate desire that I thought would be driving Bree at her new stage. I guess if she had been so overtaken with blood lust there wouldn't have been much of a story or any conversation.
Even though I knew she would end up dying by the end I still felt bad. I had some connection with her and wished that she could have stayed with the Cullens.
Rating 3 Interesting but not the best. I felt like it was a bit of a ploy for more royalties........so I am glad that I read it online.
Rating PG Some gore.......vampire feeding.
Sunday, June 6, 2010
My Horizontal Life
My Horizontal Life by Chelsea Handler
I'm pretty sure that this is one of those things you shouldn't admit to liking. I thought it was a book I could keep under wraps and no one would be the wiser. Then my hubby found it.........and read it before I could.
Chelsea Handler has no shame when it comes to laying out what she can recall of her wild sex life. The antecdotes were funny and somewhat surprising what she wasn't willing to do.
The read, like many loose girls was cheap and easy. The language was foul. The alcohol was flowing. How she didn't spot the gay guy I attribute to Ecstacy blindness. I feel like I should soon take an oath to get back on the wagon of cleaner entertainment......right after I read Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang! Bang!
Rating 2.5 I can't rate it higher than 'Vodka' which was a better book. Still docking points for the blatant vulagrity and obvious alcohol and drug abuse......there can be too much of a good thing.
Rating R Sex, language, drugs, alcohol.
I'm pretty sure that this is one of those things you shouldn't admit to liking. I thought it was a book I could keep under wraps and no one would be the wiser. Then my hubby found it.........and read it before I could.
Chelsea Handler has no shame when it comes to laying out what she can recall of her wild sex life. The antecdotes were funny and somewhat surprising what she wasn't willing to do.
The read, like many loose girls was cheap and easy. The language was foul. The alcohol was flowing. How she didn't spot the gay guy I attribute to Ecstacy blindness. I feel like I should soon take an oath to get back on the wagon of cleaner entertainment......right after I read Chelsea, Chelsea, Bang! Bang!
Rating 2.5 I can't rate it higher than 'Vodka' which was a better book. Still docking points for the blatant vulagrity and obvious alcohol and drug abuse......there can be too much of a good thing.
Rating R Sex, language, drugs, alcohol.
Labels:
alcoholism,
Chelsea Handler,
drug abuse,
humor,
memoir,
sex,
sexually explicit
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea
Are You There, Vodka? It's Me Chelsea
I shudder to admit that I read this. But it was still funny. Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately, a stand up comedian and unacknowledged alcoholic busts out short stories in this memoir. As you may know, I am not a fan of many a memoir. Ruined by 'Running With Scissors', I don't need to know the sick details of your putrid up bringing. She keeps the family parts pretty upbeat though. No molestation or reading your own fecal matter like tea leaves.
I am struggling between giving this book a 1 and an X rating for her obscene amounts of consumed alcohol, Ecstasy, and men.........and possibly a 3 and an R because I laughed pretty hard at parts. She and her father together are a crack up. Her dad reminds me of the dad on King of Queens.
This book is light reading and pretty funny but beware.......so, so foul which is not a surprise if you have ever heard of Chelsea Handler.
Rating 2.5 I did laugh, but her explicit language and extreme substance abuse, whether real or beefed up....got a little tiring. At some point it stops being funny.
Rating R Lots of sex, lots of language, lots of drugs and drinking.
I shudder to admit that I read this. But it was still funny. Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately, a stand up comedian and unacknowledged alcoholic busts out short stories in this memoir. As you may know, I am not a fan of many a memoir. Ruined by 'Running With Scissors', I don't need to know the sick details of your putrid up bringing. She keeps the family parts pretty upbeat though. No molestation or reading your own fecal matter like tea leaves.
I am struggling between giving this book a 1 and an X rating for her obscene amounts of consumed alcohol, Ecstasy, and men.........and possibly a 3 and an R because I laughed pretty hard at parts. She and her father together are a crack up. Her dad reminds me of the dad on King of Queens.
This book is light reading and pretty funny but beware.......so, so foul which is not a surprise if you have ever heard of Chelsea Handler.
Rating 2.5 I did laugh, but her explicit language and extreme substance abuse, whether real or beefed up....got a little tiring. At some point it stops being funny.
Rating R Lots of sex, lots of language, lots of drugs and drinking.
Labels:
alcoholism,
Chelsea Handler,
drug abuse,
humor,
memoir,
sexually explicit
Monday, May 31, 2010
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austin and Seth Grahame-Smith
I tried........I delayed, and yet my weak will collapsed. I Bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I was wholly enchanted by the cover. Giddy with anticipation of zombie mayhem combined with the goodness of Austen love.....I delved into the depths of England overtaken with Satan's army. I don't care who you are, this is a good idea. If you feel now that you should stop, and possibly have my ability to be literate held behind lock and key with Federal Marshals at ready........well you are living on a nut farm and I do not wish to visit your parched and dry life there.
Austen alone is well worth the read for most women. But add puss, vomit, and brain craving zombies and you now have a book worth making room for in your purse. Tote this with you and read whenever possible. After headily trying to recall which bits of this novel were original.....I said, "To Hell with it." This is the way it was surely intended to be. Darcy is much more palatable when weilding weaponry. His standoffish and uptight behavior seem nearly manly and desireable when accompanied with musketry. And lo and behold, Miss Elizabeth Bennett you are now my hero. Able to slay the undead with out the blink of an eye. To use all manner of sword, dagger, gun and physical prowess to take on the stumbling zombies of the English countryside. And as Mr. Darcy is humble enough to profess his true feelings of love.......Elizabeth will hear none of his amore......she beats the holy tar out of him. Heaven help us all, this is how Pride and Prejudice was meant to be.
Here, the proper use of pus and vomit..."As dinner continued in this manner, Elizabeth's eye was continually drawn to Charlotte, who hovered over her plate, using a spoon to shovel goose meat and gravy in the general direction of her mouth, with limited success. As she did, one of the sores beneath her eye burst, sending a trickle of bloody pus down her cheek and into her mouith. Apparently, she found the added flavor agreeable, for it only increased the frequency of her spoonfuls. Elizabeth, however, could not help but vomit ever so slightly into her handkerchief."
Rating 4.5 Loved it! The only detraction was the original writing which can get wordy when you just want some vomit, zombie whoopin', and Darcy to finally make his move.
Rating PG Bloody zombie killing, zombies eating people, vomit, ninjas, and one point where Elizabeth returns the balls belonging to Darcy's weapon and there is sexual inuendo (which was funny:) ).
I tried........I delayed, and yet my weak will collapsed. I Bought Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. I was wholly enchanted by the cover. Giddy with anticipation of zombie mayhem combined with the goodness of Austen love.....I delved into the depths of England overtaken with Satan's army. I don't care who you are, this is a good idea. If you feel now that you should stop, and possibly have my ability to be literate held behind lock and key with Federal Marshals at ready........well you are living on a nut farm and I do not wish to visit your parched and dry life there.
Austen alone is well worth the read for most women. But add puss, vomit, and brain craving zombies and you now have a book worth making room for in your purse. Tote this with you and read whenever possible. After headily trying to recall which bits of this novel were original.....I said, "To Hell with it." This is the way it was surely intended to be. Darcy is much more palatable when weilding weaponry. His standoffish and uptight behavior seem nearly manly and desireable when accompanied with musketry. And lo and behold, Miss Elizabeth Bennett you are now my hero. Able to slay the undead with out the blink of an eye. To use all manner of sword, dagger, gun and physical prowess to take on the stumbling zombies of the English countryside. And as Mr. Darcy is humble enough to profess his true feelings of love.......Elizabeth will hear none of his amore......she beats the holy tar out of him. Heaven help us all, this is how Pride and Prejudice was meant to be.
Here, the proper use of pus and vomit..."As dinner continued in this manner, Elizabeth's eye was continually drawn to Charlotte, who hovered over her plate, using a spoon to shovel goose meat and gravy in the general direction of her mouth, with limited success. As she did, one of the sores beneath her eye burst, sending a trickle of bloody pus down her cheek and into her mouith. Apparently, she found the added flavor agreeable, for it only increased the frequency of her spoonfuls. Elizabeth, however, could not help but vomit ever so slightly into her handkerchief."
Rating 4.5 Loved it! The only detraction was the original writing which can get wordy when you just want some vomit, zombie whoopin', and Darcy to finally make his move.
Rating PG Bloody zombie killing, zombies eating people, vomit, ninjas, and one point where Elizabeth returns the balls belonging to Darcy's weapon and there is sexual inuendo (which was funny:) ).
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Not My Daughter
Not My Daughter by Barbara Delinsky
Three bright, college bound teens make a pact to become pregnant and have babies. News of the pact is quickly leaked by one of the friends. The community's anger and disappointment is soon turned on one of the mothers......also the principal of the highschool. The mother having been pregnant herself at seventeen but still making a successful life.
The story drew me in when I wondered, 'What the heck were they thinking?" And then......pft, what they were thinking was never really explained. The girls decided after a summer of babysitting that they, as mature 17 year old girls, could be better mothers than the ones they worked for. Also it seemed so fun to have something of your own. I would like to offer up that a kitten would have been a better choice.
The book had its points. The mothers did question their culpability in the situation, wondering if they had parented wrong. And as far as the book describes, they probably didn't, but it is a question asked by most parents. It was just a foolish pact between the girls. Once the gossip mill started there were some hard times. It described fairly well what it can be like in a small town where your business is everyone elses. The maturity of the girls seemed to be on target. They were ridiculous fools. And even though Delinsky showed this........I was still more than irked. The girls were idiots. They never had a good reason for doing something SO life changing. Beyond the passing mention of adoption or abortion, the options were never really given any creedence. The main teen Lily said more than once that she didn't want the father in the picture because she wanted the baby to be 'hers'. It made me so violently angry that I wanted to poke her in the eye. So self centered and immature I wanted the community to rip her to shreds. By the end.....probably the worst part........the whole package is tied up in a snappy little bow. The babies are all born healthy. All of the parents accept the babies and their daughters. The girls live at home and get taken care of by their parents. I'm not saying that that situation isn't probably true to life at times......I just didn't like it.
Rating 2 Okay, I wanted somewhere in the book to have better options or to show the struggle.....or to at least show someone with enough maturity to say 'hey what's best for the poor baby?'.
Rating PG 13 Teen pregnancy, subject of abortion, sex between an unmarried adult couple, teen sex
Labels:
Barbara Delinsky,
pact,
parent/child,
parenting,
teen,
teen pregnancy
Thursday, May 20, 2010
The Council of Dads
The Council of Dads by Bruce Feiler
New York Times Best Selling Author Bruce Feiler is known for his books on walking. 'Walking the Bible' even being turned into a PBS documentary. His livelyhood having very much to do with walking. Then an astonishing blow. A cancerous tumor on his femur. Not only could he lose his leg, his ability to walk, his livelyhood, Bruce could lose his life. As the father of 3 year old twins he was heartbroken.
This book is Bruce's attempt at making a safety net if he should succumb to the cancer. He gathered men representing stages of his life and characteristics that he wanted his girls to know about him if he could not be with them. Fantastic idea.
I found myself interested more in the medical aspect of the book and his day to day life with his wife and children. The Council of Dads was a great idea and the men had wonderful ideas about what they would do and say for the girls. But somehow I found myself not wanting to have anything to do with the council. Bruce seemed like a great father. I resented the fact that he might die and leave his wife and daughters. I didn't want him to die and I didn't like that he was making any kind of arrangements should events turn in that direction. I'm not saying he shouldn't have because as a good father he was doing something awesome for his daughter's future. I just didn't want him to die and I refused to be party to his planning for a dim future......so there.
At one point he and his wife go to visit the place where he will someday be buried. I think this was the saddest part for me. He writes........."Tears were streaming down our cheeks, salt trickling into our mouths. The rain was matting our hair. My crutches tumbled to the ground. And in the darkened cathedral of a Bonaventure thundershower, we clung to each other, pressed our foreheads together, and kissed on the land where we would one day rest forever. "
Rating 4 Great writing, good idea, smart articulate men.
Rating G Clean but a grave situation.
Labels:
autobiographical,
Bruce Feiler,
family life,
illness,
nonfiction,
parent/child,
parenting
Monday, May 17, 2010
The Dead-Tossed Waves
The Dead-Tossed Waves by Carrie Ryan (sequel to The Forest of Hands and Teeth)
Years have passed since Mary left the Forest of Hands and Teeth. She lives at the edge of the ocean, caring for the lighthouse and the beach. Her own daughter, Gabry, is not as daring and adventurous as Mary. Gabry wants nothing more than to be safe and stay in her small seaside town with her new love Catcher.
As many teens are prone to do, Gabry follows her friends outside of the barriers that keep the village safe from the Mudo. When a Breaker attacks the group of friends, turning many into the undead, Gabry flees to the safety inside of the barriers. Catcher is contaminated with a Mudo bite. The ones not 'turned' are captured by the Recruiters and locked up to await punishment for endangering the whole community.
Mary decides it is time to go back to the Forest and reclaim the past she left behind. Gabry, too afraid to follow her mother, stays behind. Gabry wonders why she can't be brave like her mother and adventerous like her friends. When she finds out Catcher is still alive and outside of the barriers, but contaminated with the virus that will turn him into an undead, Gabry tries to find the inner gumption to leave the community and brave the dangers outside of the barriers for the boy she always saw herself loving.
At the beginning of the book I felt a little like I wasn't reading a sequel. The unconsecrated are now called Mudo, meaning 'mute'. The fast Mudo are called Breakers. You turn Breaker if there are not enough Mudo around when you are infected. I didn't feel like these were covered very well. I felt like I walked into the middle of a conversation. Then the more I thought about it, I realized that this was many years after the first book and it took place in a society that knew more about the zombies.
I would have like to delve into the reason for the zombies and how the rest of the new civilization worked. I do however LOVE this author's writing style and the way she puts the words together. She uses very descriptive words in a way that I would not think to put them together, but then somehow you understand exactly what she was trying to evoke.
I am pretty sure that I marked a lot of quotes but now that I am looking at my markers I see that my kidlets have pulled most of them out:(
"His words cut into me, his desires and dreams mingling with my own, throwning at me everything I've lost. Everything that will never be mine."
Gabry's life strays completely from the narrow path she saw for herself in the future and she miraculously steps onto it with bravery that I don't know if I could muster.
Rating 4 Great, great writing style. I was still interested in the Mudo virus and the society that was built up after the Return, which I didn't get many answers to.
Rating PG No language or sexuality really. Just some sensual kissing and peril.
Years have passed since Mary left the Forest of Hands and Teeth. She lives at the edge of the ocean, caring for the lighthouse and the beach. Her own daughter, Gabry, is not as daring and adventurous as Mary. Gabry wants nothing more than to be safe and stay in her small seaside town with her new love Catcher.
As many teens are prone to do, Gabry follows her friends outside of the barriers that keep the village safe from the Mudo. When a Breaker attacks the group of friends, turning many into the undead, Gabry flees to the safety inside of the barriers. Catcher is contaminated with a Mudo bite. The ones not 'turned' are captured by the Recruiters and locked up to await punishment for endangering the whole community.
Mary decides it is time to go back to the Forest and reclaim the past she left behind. Gabry, too afraid to follow her mother, stays behind. Gabry wonders why she can't be brave like her mother and adventerous like her friends. When she finds out Catcher is still alive and outside of the barriers, but contaminated with the virus that will turn him into an undead, Gabry tries to find the inner gumption to leave the community and brave the dangers outside of the barriers for the boy she always saw herself loving.
At the beginning of the book I felt a little like I wasn't reading a sequel. The unconsecrated are now called Mudo, meaning 'mute'. The fast Mudo are called Breakers. You turn Breaker if there are not enough Mudo around when you are infected. I didn't feel like these were covered very well. I felt like I walked into the middle of a conversation. Then the more I thought about it, I realized that this was many years after the first book and it took place in a society that knew more about the zombies.
I would have like to delve into the reason for the zombies and how the rest of the new civilization worked. I do however LOVE this author's writing style and the way she puts the words together. She uses very descriptive words in a way that I would not think to put them together, but then somehow you understand exactly what she was trying to evoke.
I am pretty sure that I marked a lot of quotes but now that I am looking at my markers I see that my kidlets have pulled most of them out:(
"His words cut into me, his desires and dreams mingling with my own, throwning at me everything I've lost. Everything that will never be mine."
Gabry's life strays completely from the narrow path she saw for herself in the future and she miraculously steps onto it with bravery that I don't know if I could muster.
Rating 4 Great, great writing style. I was still interested in the Mudo virus and the society that was built up after the Return, which I didn't get many answers to.
Rating PG No language or sexuality really. Just some sensual kissing and peril.
Labels:
Carrie Ryan,
dystopia,
love,
parent/child,
series,
Young Adult Fiction,
zombies
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